Fluffy Bunny Excerpts. . .
Chapter 4
And then . . .
Author's note: That is the end of Chapter 4. It is also the beginning of Chapter 4. Chapter 4 is short. It is the shortest chapter I have ever written. It is also the best chapter I have ever written. I don't know if that is a coincidence or a commentary on the quality of my writing. It does not matter. I am very proud of this chapter. I hope you enjoyed it. The end.
Author's other note: If you are reading this, you are still here. Why are you still here? Do you feel the need to read more from this very silly book? Wasn't Chapter 4 satisfying enough for you? Don't you have something better to do with your time? Maybe you should get a hobby. Hobbies are great. Do you know what makes a great hobby? Not reading excerpts from this book. Seriously. Here is how you start . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
You're still here?
Wow! You are very persistent. That's impressive. Have you ever considered a career as a SuperGlue salesman? I think you could stick to it. That's how persistent you are!
Well, if you're just going to stick around, you probably want something to read so you don't get bored. You also probably want a snack. Sadly, this website does not have anything to eat. I should do something about that. I could go for a nice croissant and a hot chocolate right now. I'll pick one up for you, too.
Meanwhile, here's something to read to keep you from getting bored until I get back. Enjoy!
Wow! You are very persistent. That's impressive. Have you ever considered a career as a SuperGlue salesman? I think you could stick to it. That's how persistent you are!
Well, if you're just going to stick around, you probably want something to read so you don't get bored. You also probably want a snack. Sadly, this website does not have anything to eat. I should do something about that. I could go for a nice croissant and a hot chocolate right now. I'll pick one up for you, too.
Meanwhile, here's something to read to keep you from getting bored until I get back. Enjoy!